Lynette: They’ll come back and sue you.

In Self Defense, Take action on 10/11/2009 at 8:59 pm

Lynette’s daughter Maret is a good friend of mine who was in town this weekend for the Chicago Marathon. (I’m so proud of her.)


We all got together for dinner tonight. And as (I would assume – I don’t know, I’m an only child) is typical, the siblings started talking about their mom and the stuff she’d say to them when they were kids.

My favorite:

Two to the chest, one to the head. I knew that expression, but Lynette’s explanation was better than any previous ones I had heard: Because otherwise they’ll come back and sue you.”

Makes sense. And I laughed so hard I almost cried.

Next time I’m faced with a situation in which this will come in handy, I’ll be thinking of you, Lynette.



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